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Eva Demotivational Poster


MIDDLE AGES -


TAGS: reality lord medieval castle middle ages commi3
Rating: 4.68/5

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NeoViking - June 23, 2016, 6:36 pm
Okay, basic Middle English lesson time: "wast" thy journey, not "wath" thy journey. "doth" means, "does," as in, "she does windows," and again, "wath" is not a word, but someone speaking Middle English would have said, "what" just like we do today.
william101 - April 9, 2013, 9:48 am
love it
Sho - December 28, 2011, 1:41 pm
LMFAO
Reality Lord - December 28, 2011, 9:05 am

dude....FTW!!!!
caveman - December 27, 2011, 8:46 pm
aaaaannnnnnnddddddd favourited.


GENDO POSE - Attracts catgirl maids.




NAVY STRATEGY -


TAGS: submarine seal team disguised uss nevada
Rating: 4.67/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 16, 2010, 2:07 am
I say shove a GPS up their a$$ and attach laser beams to their heads...and if that isn't effective...try it with actual Harbor Seals...
agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 1:27 am
What do you expect from a submarine named after a land-locked state? 5L


GENDO POSE - British lords are into it.




THE AMERICAN WAY -


TAGS: pzy talent irrelevant stupid snooki
Rating: 4.27/5

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Jalozyin - October 27, 2011, 1:35 pm
Or a screenshot from Sarah "I can see Russia from my backyard" Palin's show.
CloudchaserS - October 27, 2011, 2:02 am
A screenshot from half the programs on TruTV would also work. Lizard Lick Towing, South Beach Tow, Black Gold, Ma's Roadhouse, All Worked Up, etc.


OUR BOYS -


TAGS: jousting medieval army bicycles off hours
Rating: 3.48/5

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woot - November 6, 2009, 12:34 pm
fucking ausies gotta love them


PROBLEMS -




WASHINGTON, DC - Where else can a crackhead and tax evader continually win re-election to public office?


TAGS: marion barry crack crackhead tax evader public office
Rating: 3.26/5

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Master - April 27, 2011, 4:37 pm
Must be some kind of wonderful running against him!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2009, 2:17 am
Half?....that's kinda generous.
Bah - September 19, 2009, 2:15 am
The problem with giving people a right to chose is that half of all people are of below average intelligence
BoneCD - March 6, 2009, 4:13 am
My Fav Politician of this century...the man had balls LOL
WTF - March 6, 2009, 12:55 am
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Marion Barry - former DC mayor and current DC Ward 8 council member since 1992.


PHYSICS - There are exceptions to some of those "laws."


TAGS: fat fatty fatso unbelievable splits fail owned why
Rating: 3.21/5

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BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 4:56 pm
Ooooops another 5...I just can't stop myself


GLUTTONY - No Longer One of the Seven Deadly Sins




NOSTALGIA -


TAGS: boulevard of broken dreams famous art calendar dean martin elvis presley marilyn monroe
Rating: 4.86/5

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hootizz - October 4, 2010, 12:23 am
This is so so true.., honestly, who out there now would ever dream of going to a Diner without WiFi..??


PIGS -


TAGS: men are pigs eva longoria
Rating: 4.63/5

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Bull - March 17, 2011, 2:02 am
Look at the woman in the back trying to NOT notice the entire situation. Priceless
sniper - March 16, 2011, 10:06 pm
I count 7. Who wants to bet there are more outside the frame.


MEANWHILE, INSIDE THE MATRIX: - "Hello. Have you allowed Jesus to come into your life and become your personal Savior?"


TAGS: smith religion evangelical fundamentalists
Rating: 2.73/5

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awesomejeezus - October 26, 2009, 9:49 pm
RISE AND SHINE, MR.FREEMAN. RISE AND SHINE.


Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong; that is your oath. And that is so you remember it. Rise a knight... -




BIKER CHICKS - they really have changed since the good old days




TELEVANGELISTS - The Pro Wrestlers of religion.




GENDO IKARI - Keeping the pimp hand strong.




TRANSFORMER TESTICLES - Wow, Michael Bay. You really know how to make plausible jokes... NOT!!!!!!


TAGS: transformer balls devastator
Rating: 2.13/5
rico1845 - August 24, 2009, 7:26 am
This is one of a few parts of the movie that I really could have lived without.. i mean, who wants to see giant robots nads, or miniature robots humps megan fox's leg? it was just uncalled for in the movie (among some other stuff) good point though


PUSH THE BUTTON - Pressing the elevator button ten times in a row will cause the elevator to arrive ten times faster.


TAGS: elevator push button faster
Rating: 4.67/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 29, 2012, 9:58 pm
Can't prove it to humans.
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 6:47 pm
Wow, you can feel it through the interweb!?
MPsniper - December 9, 2011, 7:43 pm
the call command is only sent on the initial button press. any more presses after that do nothing. i try to explain that to people and they just give me an uncomprehending blank stare.
maoworks2 - December 6, 2011, 5:27 pm
That's A Good One !


TELEVANGELISTS -


TAGS: televangelists pro wrestling
Rating: 4.45/5

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lesterinside - April 4, 2010, 6:50 am
Touch the screen!!! 5L ahhhhhhhh
spacedog - April 4, 2010, 2:17 am
LOL! The holy ghost has him in a suplex. 5Ls.


BECAUSE REVOLUTIONS - just keep on going in circles.




OBAMA..."LIKE HITLER"? -


TAGS: snape obama hitler southern evangelical
Rating: 2.7/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - November 15, 2017, 1:49 pm
Obama wasn't like Hitler, at least had a few victories in his early days.


GENDO POSE - Attracts shinigami.




YOU ARE GUARANTEED - That Cary Grant Was NOT The One Who Dealt It.


TAGS: cary grant dealt fart elevator
Rating: 4.13/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 27, 2012, 7:41 pm
Yes, North By Northwest - my favorite Hitchcock film.
Iconoclast - April 26, 2012, 10:21 pm
Yes. North by Northwest.
Airman - April 26, 2012, 6:50 pm
trying to figure out what movie that is.. North by Northwest?
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:34 pm

The lady ion the beige pillbox hat is trying to look innocent. 5LLLLL


BABY DIVA - Don't hate me because I am beautiful darling.




CHEVAPI - Have not tried?




GENDO POSE - Even cosplayers aren't safe from it.




GENDO POSE - British spies are into it.




Truth -




Proof That Pretty Girls Always Go For The Jerks. -




TWO WOODPECKERS -


TAGS: not available in the state of nevada
Rating: 4.64/5

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erock - March 10, 2010, 4:42 pm
once again , awesome! 5l
lesterinside - March 10, 2010, 12:51 am
5G Mr. Airman
lesterinside - March 10, 2010, 12:51 am
5G Mr. Airman
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 6:28 pm
whoo-hoo!! 5, 500 mile rules
spacedog - March 9, 2010, 6:19 pm
LOL, 5 woody's


GOD -


TAGS: there should be a bounty on evangelists
Rating: 4.21/5

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agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 8:51 pm
Museum Donators? MustyK Imitators? Master Debaters? Mischief Makers? Lee Majors?
R.S.Jake - February 19, 2010, 12:38 pm
Bazinga!
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 12:34 pm
Good call fishy!
Fishy - February 19, 2010, 12:29 pm
wonder if that last spot that's open should be "Motifakers"
R.S.Jake - February 19, 2010, 11:46 am
Well, at least you can provide your own light! :)
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 11:41 am
Nothing im not used to i am a flourecent mofo and have burnt all my life. Thats why i where clown make up now and live in the sewers
R.S.Jake - February 19, 2010, 11:38 am
Sounds like a Party! Of course, us drunkards are going to burn like roman candles!
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 11:36 am
Hey i think a good chunk of the motifam will be there. So at least we will have some good company!
R.S.Jake - February 19, 2010, 11:34 am
Damn, I'm going to hell...
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 11:33 am
Aww shiot how did i miss it, i cheated and zoomed in and it says Muff Divers!
R.S.Jake - February 19, 2010, 11:32 am
Yeah, MustyK Feelers.
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 11:30 am
Doesn't it say MustyK?
thatonechick - February 19, 2010, 11:27 am
Hey, faceplant, I'm pretty sure you're right, now that I look at it. But it's a fun game! Mush delaters.
thatonechick - February 19, 2010, 11:25 am
"But if I go to hell / well then I hope I burn well."
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 11:24 am
Y'all might wanna go get your eyes checked! ROR! j/k
thatonechick - February 19, 2010, 11:23 am
Musk Breathers?
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 11:23 am
Music idolaters, i think , maybe. Don't know. These people deserve a good swift kick to the face if you ask me.
R.S.Jake - February 19, 2010, 11:22 am
The last one: "Most Realtors"? I can't tell for sure.
thatonechick - February 19, 2010, 11:19 am
What does the last one say? So far I've got ten on that list... LoL
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 11:18 am
Perfect Sicko!!!!!!!! 5L


GOING DOWN - Not in this elevator anymore


TAGS: elevator lift going down
Rating: 3.5/5

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Raven - October 7, 2009, 1:27 pm
What if you want to have sex in the elevator and not film it, should we still clean up after?


A HANDFULL OF PENNIES - Everything gets devaluated these days, even movies.




DEVASTATOR - Making Rebels Wet Themselves Since A Long Time Ago... In A Galaxy Far, Far Away


TAGS: star destroyer devastator
Rating: 2.82/5

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Darkestryder - December 3, 2011, 6:54 pm
This is actually the "Executor," a Super-class Star Destroyer. The "Devastator" was an Imperial II-class Star Destroyer.
LogicDude - December 8, 2009, 2:48 pm
Are you kiddin' Jmac? That Vadre dude? He's one total drag! Just don't tell him I said tha-*uuuuuurk!*
TheTrashHeap - December 8, 2009, 1:27 pm
Duh Jmac...Cause they look cooler that way!
Jmac0585 - December 8, 2009, 1:08 pm
If there is no drag in space, why are space ships aerodynamic?
Derek - December 8, 2009, 5:35 am
Classic integrated design concept. City-sized warship shaped as a spear-head. :})


GREAT MAZINGER - Showing off his manhood thirty years before Devastator




GENDO IKARI - Just as planned




TRUTH - A Woman Is Closest To Naked When She Is Well Dressed




ELEVATORS -


TAGS: pzy elevator die remember up button
Rating: 4.71/5

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EvilFox302 - May 6, 2011, 6:23 am
Lol! xDD


REJECTION -


TAGS: motifake is a perfect world thatonevariable
Rating: 4.31/5

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agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:15 pm
Magnificent, Bart! 5L


SEEING DOUBLE -




TAKING AFTER YOUR PARENTS -


TAGS: susan sarandon eva amurri topless daughter
Rating: 3.82/5

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Anonymous2 - August 31, 2010, 8:38 pm
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me, creature of the night!


WORLDWIDE FRIENDS -


TAGS: life time human nature evade reality consequences curiosity danger joke friendship overrated
Rating: 3.17/5

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Woodywood03a - February 24, 2010, 6:42 pm
You are damn right!!!


IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE - Can you pick some milk up at the store? You seem to be out.




AMISH2 -




GENDO POSE - Alien invaders can't conquer Earth without doing it.




Just relax -


TAGS: unwind walk woods relax tension dragging body irrelevant
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - August 3, 2014, 9:49 pm
...you have no idea how appropriate this is to my state of mind at the mo...5'd and faved.
Sho - August 3, 2014, 3:38 pm
Beautiful. 5/F
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 1:16 pm
All the while simultaneously working your deltoids, abs and quadriceps... Great all round.
GaryO - August 3, 2014, 11:08 am
Love the saccharine morbidity, LA. So glad to see your work again. Thank you.


Fierce Creatures -


TAGS: killer bunnies medieval myths monty python satire rabbit of caerbannog
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 1, 2013, 11:32 am
5L but...Monty Python's version was funnier...just sayin',teehee.
Silverheart - October 1, 2013, 12:45 am

That's no ordinary rabbit! Look at the bone5!
lgvernon - September 30, 2013, 10:05 pm

I think that's why we eat them, now. REVENGE!~5LLLLLs


SENIORITY -


TAGS: old age job ability irrelevant
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - November 14, 2012, 1:50 pm
I Was Replaced Because I Had No Friends In The Union .
EmilioDumphque - November 14, 2012, 11:15 am
It means you'll be replaced by an eighteen year old cutie, just out of school.
GaryO - November 14, 2012, 9:26 am
BAM!


Jacques Trebuchet and Sons -




remember to breathe -




i want My Castle BACK! -


TAGS: medieval2
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 9, 2013, 5:36 pm
Most of "classic fiction" is about that very subject. Someone's always trying to recover the inheritance they were born to.
TimothyPaulGallagher - September 9, 2013, 4:51 pm
I do genealogy and I am researching my medieval ancestors and that is where the inspiration for this one comes from.
MissPriss - September 9, 2013, 2:25 pm
Hmm...so Monty Pythonesque. What me Lord meant to say was "yur mudder was a hamster and yur fodder smelled like elderberry!" Myself I rather fancy the poster...teehee.
GaryO - September 9, 2013, 9:24 am
Heh, that my line after one of my rook’s misadventures.
Reality Lord - September 9, 2013, 7:28 am

i'm rather fond of this one :)


We have discovered that the scheme of 'outlawing war' has made war more like an outlaw without making it less frequent and that to banish the knight does not alleviate the suffering of the peasant” -




Idiot -


TAGS: idiot elevator
Rating: 4.88/5

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CloudchaserS - April 4, 2014, 5:20 am
6/7/12, I got a cager whose shoulder idiot said "Go ahead and pull out! There's no motorcycle there!" At least I was able to slow enough that I rode away after the investigating officer said I could go.


MOTIFAKE ELEVATOR RIDE -


TAGS: elevator floor ride different rerun
Rating: 4.69/5

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voodoo3535 - March 5, 2011, 1:47 am
Going down.....
Greeny - March 4, 2011, 10:43 pm
5th floor!
tellitlikeitis - March 4, 2011, 9:31 pm
Nice one.


ORGAN DONOR PROGRAMS -


TAGS: nevada is on top of it
Rating: 4.64/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 30, 2010, 7:05 am
Where did my scanner go, I wanna see what the DMV said about her.
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 7:41 pm
If this cutie is unconscious, I'm donating one of my organs on the spot!


QUALITY -


TAGS: che guevara image capture text
Rating: 4.63/5

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forseti - November 17, 2010, 3:20 am
thanks for the memories, guys!!
spacedog - November 17, 2010, 12:22 am
It's donkey kong warfare.
agdaniele - November 16, 2010, 11:54 pm
Atari 2600 revolution!
Haarakkon - November 16, 2010, 11:19 pm
8 bit Super Guevara Bros!
TailsDoll - November 16, 2010, 9:37 pm
jajajajajaja LOL!


PHOTO REVIEW -




odd -


TAGS: hitler racist go with the flow support unbelievable
Rating: 4.38/5

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steve1961 - January 31, 2014, 1:34 am
True...Just ask Prescott Bush...
EmilioDumphque - January 30, 2014, 11:08 pm
Hindsight is always 20-20.


A Norman, a Saxon , and a Viking walk into England... -




PROCRASTINATION - AVOIDING TO CHANGE THE WAY YOU LOOK WILL NOT HELP.


TAGS: procrastination evade change way look
Rating: 3/5

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neferiusnexus - July 18, 2011, 6:25 pm
Sense. This makes none.


GOTCHA!!! - Giant Robots make the best snipers.




IRRELEVANCE -




WHY NOT? - At this time next year, it'll be the ZOMBIE APACOLYPSE! And fighting off hordes of the UNDEAD!




EVACUATION ORDERS - maybe need to be followed


TAGS: evacuation weaher bad stupid people
Rating: 2.6/5

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Derek - January 14, 2010, 6:08 pm
You know it's a bad day when your house is further out to sea than your boat.


LEVATATING - Your doing it wrong.


TAGS: levatiating like street fighter
Rating: 2.31/5

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agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 9:35 pm
Way to have daz's back there!
RedRightHand - March 10, 2010, 5:25 pm
Damn right he/she/it is spelling that wrong!
daz0902 - March 10, 2010, 3:34 pm
Levitating, You're spelling it wrong.


GENDO POSE - Sexy alien giantesses live for it.


TAGS: gendo ikari neon genesis evangelion eva anime manga mecha
Rating: 2.18/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 2:13 pm
You can use the site's "Create" feature and save to your pc without subjecting us to your off topic, unfunny posters. Then we won't make fun of you and you won't have to make childish threats against us.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 2:11 pm
I'm sure that there is an Anime/Cartoon site that would really appreciate your posters. Why you can't make actual funny or demotivational posters I will never understand. Your subject matter just doesn't belong here.


CHE GUEVARA - It's his true name and it can be spelled.. In Spanish


TAGS: j35u5m4 che guevara ass spanish
Rating: 1.68/5

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Mark - April 1, 2009, 11:57 am
Si...El Tunnelo = Uno
Purity - April 1, 2009, 4:46 am
Ernesto 'Che' Guevara is awesome.
HAHA - March 29, 2009, 12:55 am
Hey our president models himself after him so two assholes
ax - August 25, 2008, 3:47 pm
well actually it isnt, che is not his first name, it's Ernesto, they called him che because he said che so much or something, if you want to be a spelling nazi, be a good one


GENDO POSE - Even cute catgirls are enthralled by it!




MY ASIAN - IS AWESOMENESS!!1!!11!


TAGS: devahouse
Rating: 1.11/5
energy - October 25, 2008, 9:33 am
the start of another loser tunnel


CRITICISM -


TAGS: critics evaluation art judgement humor
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - October 29, 2014, 11:21 pm
Great image, great quote. Thanks.


Zubeidat Tsarnaeva -




History Lesson -




Something Different -


TAGS: hope benny burns irrelevant
Rating: 4.9/5

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GaryO - November 17, 2015, 9:32 pm
poignant
mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 2:48 pm
Excellent, Greeny! Very true! 5 L!


Vertical Dyslexia Pain -


TAGS: ew heva isseus be knid
Rating: 4.8/5

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Thedge - November 19, 2014, 3:35 am
I'm gonna have to sequester my own sense of humor back at the monastery.
Thedge - November 19, 2014, 3:30 am
Not cruel at all, he's smart and knows who he is. He has a sense of humor as well, and he would know I just said that last bit for a giggle. First part is fact.
mizzdizz - November 19, 2014, 3:25 am
The symbol elf strikes again! Sam Echo X-ray David Adam Ida Lincoln Yellow! If you're dyslexic? You totally get it! LOL!
mizzdizz - November 19, 2014, 3:18 am
Edgeman, that's cruel. Dyslexics are the smartest people in the room. No joke. Its a smart people's disease. Big hug to your brother and your family for having to deal with the ignorance. Hope your bro enjoys the 'sexdaily' joke!
Thedge - November 19, 2014, 12:26 am
My brother also. Teachers thought he was just stupid. But, a young substitute recognized the issue. From then on teachers took a more refined attitude. Dyslexic and stupid, they said after that.
mizzdizz - November 19, 2014, 12:04 am
dyslexics of the world untie! How many disabilities allow you to say things like 'I have sexdaily' and get away with it? Doing paperwork's rough, but mostly, I have fun with it! I am rated severe. I get away with saying the darnedest stuff! ROTFL!


SAFE SEX -




I believe in the family -


TAGS: televangelist robbery fake
Rating: 3.83/5

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Thedge - November 6, 2014, 8:24 pm
Praise Jesus - pass the plate? Why atheism? Cry the church leaders. Duh !?!
Cannabal - November 6, 2014, 5:48 pm
Post to Religifake.


THANK HEAVENS - that 608 people liked this, otherwise I wouldn't have taken the dive and ordered. I never knew that Ho Chi Minh City is a place where Caucasian U.S. women are ordinary...




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